10 Keyword you should never search on Google

Keywords were created so that we can have access to all the information that the world wide web has to offer. On an average, over 40,000 search queries are made every second on google. This makes 3.5 million searches every day. Even you would have searched something today. But here is a list of 10 things you should never google.

#10. Blue Waffle

You would have seen waffles made with blue food coloring. But that won’t be the image you see when you google this keyword. Instead of seeing some blue eggo, you’ll see a photo of some diseases genitalia that has all the bumps, puss, bruising and blood that your mind can imagine. If anything, this keyword should probably be used in sex education to promote STD testing and Condoms.

#9. Trypophobia

If you have ever had the hairs on the back of your neck stand up while looking at a cluster of small holes, then you may have Trypophobia. The term only recently surfaced, but it seems that a significant number of people suffer from it. From honeycombs to lotus pods, the fear is believed to stern from an ancient instinct. It has also inspired some graphic artists to implement hole clusters on disturbing part of the body to scar us all.

#8. 2 Girls 1 Cup

This video is practically a classic, but there are new internet surfers every day who don’t know what this video is all about. To help prevent the spoiling of the video and save you from the trauma at the same time. I suggest not searching this keyword if you value your love of chocolate soft serve ice cream.

#7. Pain Olympics

How much pain can you tolerate? And are you willing to compete with the people for internet fame? The pain we experience is there for a reason as a way of telling ourselves to stop whatever you’re doing so that your body isn’t harmed.

The pain Olympics is sponsored by BME, the body modification enzyme, and you’re graced with competitors, who are willing to tightly tie and even cut off their own genitalia in order to win.

#6. Lemon Party

By googling the keyword, “LEMON PARTY”, you’re graced with one of the original shocker websites where you see three old men having a threesome. It can ruin the innocence of even the most corrupted minds.

#5. Skin Condition

This keyword seems innocent enough, and it probably gets searched hundred if not thousands of time a day. But if you click on “IMAGES”, you’ll be horrified at what you see in the results. You’re exposed to some of the most disgusting skin conditions on the planet including maggots in a rotted heel of a foot and flaky skin that will give anyone the heebie-jeebies.

#4. 4 Girls Fingerpaint

Created by the same guy that brought us “2 Girls 1 Cup”, we have “4 Girls Fingerpaint” which is just as, if not more, traumatizing. You definitely see four girls finger painting, but their paint of choice is another girl’s feces and their canvas is their own naked bodies.

Again, if you value soft serve chocolate ice cream, of your last meal, then stay away.

#3. Bed Bugs on Mattresses

If you value your sleep, then you definitely need to suppress your curiosity and walk away from the keyword.

By searching this keyword, you’ll see some mattresses in terrible shape to the point where the bed bugs. Leave stains behind and are crawling all over the people who are sleeping. If you do decide to search this, you’ll want to throw out your old mattress immediately and drop a couple grand for a new one.

#2. Tub Girl

Shock videos seem to love featuring feces in order to disgust and shock the viewer. You won’t see a nice photo of a girl relaxing in the bathtub. Instead, you’ll see a girl underneath another girl getting a golden shower of feces.

#1. Meat Spin

You would think that aspiring butcher or people looking for knives would be using this keyword for their searches. They were probably horrified to see that the results included a man spinning his junk in a circle while fornicating with another guy. You only see the action from the waist down, but it doesn’t make the result any less scarring or ridiculous.

Have you ever accidentally or maybe even purposely ended up watching one of these videos. Let us know about your experience in the comments below.

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